Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Cheney keeps seeing phantoms...

It's all crystal clear now why the U.S. military kept giving now-VP Cheney all those deferments back during Vietnam. Apparently the military couldn't trust him with a gun. And now, decades later, ol' trigger-happy Cheney has shot a companion hunter--in the face and neck, I believe--because he keeps seeing things (this time, quail) that he doesn't actually see.

But this isn't new. Cheney's biggest act of recklessness was jumping into a war based on phantom enemies in Iraq. Then he was seeing nukes everywhere. Now he's seeing quail everywhere. For the sake of national security, somebody please disarm this walking calamity.

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