Immigration: the false debate.

Expect a heavy dose of posturing this election year on the issue of immigration. But do not expect anything to be done about it. Neither party is getting rid of anybody, so let's put aside that pointless hope.

The only unsettled matter this year is which party will cobble together an acceptable excuse to leave the illegals here. If you want to resent them for their trespass, you might vote GOP. If you want to forgive them for their trespass, you might vote Democrat.

Either way, Jose will continue to trespass--and continue to cut your grass.