Soul sold on eBay for $10K. Devil gets casino ad for boot.

Since the US Supreme Court ruled eminent domain can be used to take private property and hand it over to private businesses, this idiot woman
may have opened a door that has doomed us all.

She sold her forehead as advertising space to a gambling casino for $10,000 on eBay. She says it’s to send her child to private school. Ten grand is a tad cheap for one’s soul, I think. (This is why satire is dead in America. There’s nothing too stupid, corrupt, or soulless that at least one of us won’t do.)

But how long before eminent domain is invoked by a local business? How can you possibly argue that your blank forehead will generate more business and tax revenue than if it had a big ol’ advertisement on it? You’ll never win that argument. It’s just a matter of time before they think of it...